GnathicAss
From Alumnislambook
(Etymology: Gnathic, of the jawbone, Ass. Possibly alluding to the Biblical tales of Samson, who, according to Judges XV, slew a thousand Philistines using such a weapon.)
A confessed alias of Zaglossus. GnathicAss was supposedly a poor relation of Zaglossus, and wrote of their many misadventures together, most of which involved their extreme stupidity and inability to plan ahead.
